I’m back for another round of Kathy’s Humpday Confessions. I had a blast last time, with all the great comments and finding new blogs. There is just something about a good ole bitchfest that brings the people together 🙂
- I use too many quotes from outdated movies and TV shows, but I’m unlikely to stop because I find it funny. My abuse of Seinfeld quotes is at the top of this offense, I mean just look at what I named this series. I’m reusing the same picture from last week to go along with this confession but if I keep these posts up, I feel I need to come up with something new. I can be a bit short-sighted sometimes. P and I say, “You are so good-looking” to each other as a response to sneezing, and because we like to mix things up we now say it in Italian “sei così bello”. This new twist on the phrase is helpful in preventing yourself from saying it to strangers or co-workers.
- I hate going into a new restaurant where there is no clear order of how things are run. Do you seat yourself, where do you order, do you clear your own table, where do you pay, etc. If I have to ask any of these questions I’m an unhappy diner. I want organization, clear signs and directions. P and I went to a popular brunch place that was the most chaotic mess I’ve ever seen. No clear line to order, no clear instruction if you should sit or wait for your food, the ticket said pay up front before sitting and then the person at the register, “said no you can pay after”, what the hell…I was relieved just to get our food and get the hell out; not going back there anytime soon. I go out-to-eat to relax not to be tested on my skills of observation.
- Hangry is a very real condition that I suffer from. If I say, I’m hungry, I really mean it and better be fed in an appropriate manner. After, I get past a certain point of hunger a “small” snack will not suffice…I need real food and I need it now. P and I have to plan accordingly to prevent the hunger monster from emerging. I literally feel like my stomach is eating itself and cannot focus on anything else at that point other than getting food. Asking me questions is a bad idea. Stress makes the hangry worse. At a previous job, if I started getting snippy my co-worker would say, ok think you need to walk over and get a cheeseburger now 🙂 See the The Huffington Post backs me up, 10 Things Hangry People Do, pretty much all of these but especially #5 & #8.
- I hate when sites/blogs have links but they do not open in a new window. It makes me crazy and I’ve actually developed a coping mechanism of right clicking links automatically to open in a new tab. A lot of times I might be interested in reading the rest of the article but I’m too annoyed to click the back button. See this is a complaint and a blogging tip all in one!! When you create links make sure you click the open in new window option (you are welcome) 🙂
Now be good little bunnies and hop right over to Vodka and Soda, to catch what the other bloggers are confessing to this week. Please and thank you!
